State of the Union Drinking Game

The State of the Union Address is a storied presidential tradition that politically plots the course of our nation and has served as a venue for some of history’s most famous oratory. Let’s make it more funner by getting hamtowned. Sorry for the grammar. Already drunk. Tailgating for the State of the Union. It starts at 9:00pm EST (CNN Live Stream for the televisionless), so stock up on hooch now.

2. If, on his walk to the podium, Obama shakes Joe Lieberman's hand, 2 Drinks

3. If Obama hugs Joe Lieberman, 3 Drinks

4. If Obama kisses Joe Lieberman (or vice versa), 4 Drinks

5. If, on his walk to the podium, Obama shakes Mitch McConnell's hand, 2 Drinks

6. If Obama hugs Mitch McConnell, 3 Drinks

7. If Obama kisses Mitch McConnell (or vice versa), Chug

9. If there's a shot of Michelle Obama, 1 Drink

10. A shot of Jill Biden, 1 Drink

11. A shot of Debbie Boehner, 2 Drinks

12. A shot of Elena Kagan, 2 Drinks

13. A shot of Sonia Sotomayor, 2 Drinks

14. A shot of John McCain, 3 Drinks

15. A shot of Rand Paul, 4 Drinks

16. A shot of Michelle Bachmann, Chug

18. If Obama says "job" or "jobs," 1 Drink

19. If Obama says "economy," 1 Drink

20. If Obama says "infrastructure," 1 Drink

21. If Obama says "innovate" or "innovation," 1 Drink

22. If Obama says "invest," 1 Drink

23. If Obama says "deficit," 2 Drinks

24. If Obama says "Giffords," 2 Drinks

25. If Obama says "Reagan," Chug

27. If Democrats alone stand to applaud, 1 Drink

28. If the entire chamber stands to applaud, 2 Drinks

29. If Republicans alone stand to applaud, Chug

31. If Joe Biden alone stands to applaud, 1 Drink

32. If Biden and Boehner stand together to applaud, 2 Drinks

33. If John Boehner alone stands to applaud, Chug

35. If someone is shown on camera texting or otherwise using their cell phone, 3 Drinks

36. If someone rolls their eyes or is shaking their head in disapproval, 3 Drinks

37. If someone is falling asleep, 4 Drinks

38. If someone in the audience yells out Joe Wilson style, Chug