Sober up, America.
Seventeen conservatives vie for the one true Republican candidacy. Who will win? Who will lose? Only one thing is for sure: Primary season is coming. Actually winter first, and then primary season, but you get it you get it.
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It's 5 p.m. Fox is on. You and your best politibros are gathered around the TV. Beers are ready. Wings are ready. Guac's ready.
It's time to:
Now don't drink too much! There's still another debate at 9.
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Take a shot for every time Bobby Jindal says:
“They’re trying to turn the American dream into the European nightmare."
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